case detail
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- 2008-10-13
- Guitar v. Base
- Case Type:
- General Knowledge, Music
- Status:
- Verdict Reached
- Terms:
- seven judges or 1 week, whichever comes first
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- Plaintiff:
- snash
- Plaintiff's Argument:
- Guitars rule. Bass is lame. Guitarists are like weee wee wee weedly weedly weee!!!
And bass players are all like bumbadumba bum bum bumbaduma dumb.
Lame. Plus, everyone's heard of Guitar Hero. There's no Bass Hero. There's a reason for that.
Plus, a bass is also a fish, if pronounced slightly differently. Lame again.
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- Defendant:
- Phil
- Defendant's Argument:
- First of all, Basses, but mostly Bass Players, rule!
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 15. One to change the lightbulb and 14 to say "I could do that better".
'Nuff said.
Oh! And besides, the bass is the heart and soul of all decent porn music. Could you imagine the pizza delivery guy getting his "tip" to "weedly weedly weee!!!", or the naughty but quite hot schoolgirl being "reprimanded" in the dean's office to "chug-chug-chug whahhhh-wrerrrrow....."?
Neither could I.
Judgment: for defendant
6 ruled for defendant
1 ruled for plaintiff
Majority Opinion:
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