case detail
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- 2008-08-28
- Is LL Cool J Awesome
- Case Type:
- Style & Taste
- Status:
- Verdict Reached
- Terms:
- seven judges or 72 hours, whichever comes first
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- Plaintiff:
- dragonfly1
- Plaintiff's Argument:
- LL Cool J just isn’t cool. I’m sorry, but he’s too harmless, too white, too cleaned up. The guy published a book on working out, for crying out loud.
Not cool.
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- Defendant:
- Waschbar
- Defendant's Argument:
- Oh please. Because why?
Have you heard Headsprung? Or Mama Said Knock You Out? Seen the videos for these?
That guy gets it done.
Plus I ran the entire Boston Marathon listening to Headsprung and it kept me sane.
He's got some great music, simple as that. Don't hate, playa.
See Exhibit A for his old stuff (HOW GREAT IS THAT???)
See Exhibit B for his new stuff (YEAHHHHH)
Judgment: for defendant
3 ruled for defendant
2 ruled for plaintiff
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