case detail

  1. 2008-08-28
    Is LL Cool J Awesome
    Case Type:
    Style & Taste
    Status:
    Verdict Reached
    Terms:
    seven judges or 72 hours, whichever comes first
  2. Plaintiff:
    dragonfly1
    Plaintiff's Argument:
    LL Cool J just isn’t cool. I’m sorry, but he’s too harmless, too white, too cleaned up. The guy published a book on working out, for crying out loud.

    Not cool.
  3. Defendant:
    Waschbar
    Defendant's Argument:
    Oh please. Because why?

    Have you heard Headsprung? Or Mama Said Knock You Out? Seen the videos for these?

    That guy gets it done.

    Plus I ran the entire Boston Marathon listening to Headsprung and it kept me sane.

    He's got some great music, simple as that. Don't hate, playa.

    See Exhibit A for his old stuff (HOW GREAT IS THAT???)

    See Exhibit B for his new stuff (YEAHHHHH)

Judgment: for defendant

3 ruled for defendant

2 ruled for plaintiff

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